What are they thinking?

OK, so I got a profile on collarme and alt.com. Yes I am a Domme and yes I get messages from slaves and subs groveling on their knees. But some messages I get, its like WTF? A few actual intro examples:

• castrate me
• I would do anything to have a chance to beg for my life as you asphyxiate me to death.
• u can use my ass anyway u like

• Can i see some pictures? Interested?

And my all time favorite, cause Dommes just LOVE to hear this one:

• nice tits

HELLO? You are slave, introduce your self seriously and properly.

Lady Evyl