BDSM Signature Lines..a good laugh

They’re always after me lil red ass. –Lucky Charms
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Don’t beat subs without it. –American Express
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You can hear the wax drop. –Sprint
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Thud Thud Sting Sting Oh what sweet pain You bring! -AlkaSeltzer
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What would you do for a spreader bar? –Klondike
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Sometimes you tie up the nuts, sometimes you don’t. –Mounds & Almond Joy
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BDSM: The choice of a lewd generation! –Pepsi-Cola
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Bottoms. they take a licking and keep on ticking. -Timex
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An ass is a terrible thing to waste. –NAACP
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Just what the Domme ordered –Dr. Pepper
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(close in on 3 frogs in a pond, dressed in leather teddies): S…..and…..M –Budweiser
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