Don’t Drink and Write

I think an important quality anyone should have is to be able to laugh at one’s self. Case in point:
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Got home pissed drunk last night (I know a wed night) at 4am following a fetish photo shoot and knowing full well I had to be at work at 9 am. But I always need at least a 3o min down time before bed…so I decided to check emails.
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First one was anserwing a new Dom friend I made on Fetlife and the second was hitting on a hot sub in another city who checked out my profile on CollarMe. So cool, do that, and go to bed.
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Now this morning I get to work and I see I have an aswer on Fetlife from my new friend. And then I read what I wrote at 4am:
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Me: Please excuse my lack of soberness now…totaly lucid..and not a normalweek nithg…it was exceotionand entertaining if you care to hrea in th sun light timeI would be honored to accept a friendship request lady Evyl
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Him: Thank you
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Me: Wow…if that made sense to you please tell me what I was saying lol
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Him: I understood the “Please excuse my lack of soberness” part and figured that was why you chose to speak Gerbalese….lol
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I immediately went to check what I wrote to the hot sub on CM. He had not read the email yet. It was just as bad but at least I was able to send him a message saying I was drunk, all badly written, but did mean all I said. Notice this is my intro message and I am sure he will run away with good reason. But he did write back, said it was cute and he figure since I am french it was my bad english writting.
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So, moral of this post:
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Don’t Drink and Write
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Mystress Lady Evyl
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