Sqweel

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Possible origins of the name Sqweel? Well we take the word Wheel and add the word squeel. Definition of Squeel on Urban Dictionary: Adjective of telling on someone. Action led to the naming of a tattletale, or a “little bitch”. Hmm…I guess it fits in this case as I am doing a review, but don’t you dare call me a little bitch lol.

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The Sqweel is the newest innovation toy to hit the market in a while and it is possibly strangest looking toy on the market as well. It ‘claims’ to be the closets thing to receiving oral sex and the best mechanical substitute of a human lapping tongue. The Sqweel arrives in a big metal box with a cardboard case. Once you open the box there is a sampler lube, a manual pamphlet and this weird black circle almost reminiacent of a hockey puck. Its not a site that will turn you on…unless you are a hockey fan lol. You’ll need 3 AAA batteries to power it. The ON button giving you access to the 3 speeds to choose from is located on the top of the flat side. On the other side you remove the protective cover.

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Once you remove the cover you will see little pink tongues attached to a rotating motor. There are a total of 10 little silicone tongues. The Sqweel is starting to look a bit sexier. The tongues are very smooth to the touch as well. I am a bit skeptical but more curious at this point. I turn on the motor on low and the tongues go into a pleasing twirling action. It does not look very powerfull at this point. I try the med and high setting and although the intensity increase I am not sure it will be enough for me. Wanting to test how much pressure it can take I apply a finger on it and it does not take long for the motor to stop rotating. But I read somewhere that light pressure is best. Another thing I notice is the loudness of the motor. Its not really inconspicuous. Its not going to wake up the neighbours either but still its kind of loud, like a really low noise power drill.

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Enough about skepticism, its time to put it to the test. I tried it twice. My first try was a complete failure. My second try was much more successful. So its’ a toy with a learnig curve. In both cases tough the first licks were freaking COLD. Not good. It takes quite a while for the tongues to warm up a bit. Plus the second time around I used a lot more lube. You will need lots of lube with this toy to stay slick and get all 10 tongues slick. I had to play around a lot with positioning before I got excited. I also tried turning it to get the rotation at different angles. Once I had it at a licking down angle (like if you were doing a 69) I started to build some excitement…finally. And eventually I got it in the right sweet spot. Good news is after an exhaustive search for a good placement I did reach orgasm in a very short amount of time. It was not a strong one but it was pleasantly different than other clit toys.

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I am really particular about oral, even when it comes to men, so unfortunately I cannot say The Sqweel blew my mind. Its a novelty toy, I am glad I tried it but its never going to be a top favorite. I think this toy is a great addition to the  Babeland site as I am sure some women will just love it. There are really good reviews out there too. If you are like me and prefer toys that allow me to pinpoint my orgasmic spot then I would recommend toys such as the Kiwi (which is AWESOME by the way) or the bunny tickler matched with a silver bullet.

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Keep in mind this vibrator is not just for oral sex. I could totally use it during foreplay to tease other erogenous zones like the neck, thighs, stomach or nipples. I read about rumors saying the manufacturers may release different attachments for the Sqweel. Oh and it’s easier to clean then it looks. You can twist off one latral side and then you just remove the tongue part and wash it with anti-bacterial soap. Make sure its completely dry before reassembling.

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Specs:

• Size: 4-1/2″ x 4-1/4″
• Material: Silicone and ABS hard plastic
• Batteries: Three AAA (not included)
• The Sqweel was designed by Trevor Murphy who won the LoveHoney’s Design A Sex Toy Competiton.