This past weekend I was at a BBQ BDSM party at Les Oubliettes which is about 45min north of Montreal. At this time of the year in the evening that means one sure thing: mosquitoes.
Someone made a joke as to whether there was a website for this fetish: probably everything else does. Well my curious nature forced me to google it. No there are no mosquito fetish websites (looking for a real niche product? voilà). But I did find this one entry (I had a link to it but I swear it vanished the next day to a 404 error page) which thought was hilarious!
In the early summer when the mosquitoes
get thick, I like to go down by the
river where they are breeding. I will
bring a pillow and blanket. At dusk
when the mosquitoes are thickest, I
will find a quiet hidden spot well off the trail, lie on my back, put the pillow under my head, put the blanket over my head and upper body (wearing long pants)
and expose my penis through my underwear
fly and zipper so it is the only part
of me the mosquitoes can feed on.
I then relax and focus on the sensations
of being bitten there for a couple of hours. (I muse over how the mosquitoes are all female – weird huh?)
My penis ends up swollen especially at
the end and very itchy for a day or so. This enhances the sensations of masturbation and sex considerably (and makes my penis fatter also.)
Anybody else ever do this, or am I the Lone Ranger here? Is this a sign of some mental problem?
And if you have to ask, no I hate mosquitoes. Right now my feet and shins really hate them and are screaming it out in itchiness. Damn buggers
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