Lover’s paint box

Welcome to today’s edition of Lady Evyl in the Kitchen, brought to you by Eden Fantasys. We have a very special recipe for you today. No cooking skills are required. All you need for ingredients are a Lover’s Paint Box and either a horny “pig”, a “dog’ in heat or a purring “pussy”.

1. Pick your creature of choice. Disrobe and lay horizontally.
2. Take your brush and choose your chocolate of choice
3. **Advanced cooks may mix and match chocolate flavors
4. Baste your creature as desired
5. LICK!

If you have a sweet tooth like me this Lover’s Paint Box by Kamasutra just might be the best new toy in your bedroom. This kit includes 3 jars of chocolate paint – white, milk and dark – which can be brushed unto your partner’s body with the included brush. Made of actual real chocolate these paints are quite tasty compared to other brands. Anyone can use these paints and although one could use it alone it is really better with a partner. A messy but fun sexual escapade is guaranteed as you take turns swirling chocolate designs on each other and lick it off. The slight alcohol taste could be a drawback for some, as well as the thick consistency that requires a lot of tongue action, but over all it’s a fun product to try. Finger painting is totally permitted!

As like all other Kamasutra product, the Lover’s Paint Box Kit arrives in a beautiful box with their signature exotic Indian like design. Once you slide off the cardboard protector, the black tray elegantly displays the 3 jars and the paintbrush. A clear plastic cover protects the contents from falling out. The packaging is discreet without any sexual words or drawings.  I suggest keeping the packaging for storage.

As mentioned, there are 3 jars in the box. These are made of glass and each have a black plastic screw on lid. Each jar contains 2oz (60gr) of edible body paint. In this kit the 3 flavors are dark, milk and white chocolate. It is easy to identify which jar is which flavor just by looking at the color of the content through the glass.

The brush comes in a plastic protector. Now I have read a few other reviews where people rave about the quality of the brush…I hated mine. The bristles are way too hard, did not paint thin or pretty lines and actually a few bristle were left behind on the body. I tossed it in the garbage. I would recommend you get 3 cheap artist brushes instead at a craft store. Make sure the bristles do have a bit of stiffness to them. You will have much better control and you can use 1 per jar. With only one brush you are stuck cleaning each time you use a different paint otherwise you will contaminate each jar with a different color.

Each flavor is a bit different recipe wise but the basic ingredients in all 3 flavors are: corn syrup, cocoa powder, ethyl alcohol, palm oil, dried milks, soy lecithin, sugar, food starch and gelatin. Unlike other similar products on the market this one is relatively natural and it contains real chocolate in it. This makes it I think a superior product within that particular niche. Now don’t expect to get the same taste as a quality chocolate bar though. I would compare it closer to  eating chocolate syrup. Also the number one complaint people have is the alcohol aftertaste. Different people react in various ways, I definitely noticed it but consumed in the heat of passion in a small dose would not be a problem. Why does it have that taste? Because of the ethyl alcohol. Sounds scary but it is drinking alcohol, like the stuff you find in spirits. I am going to take a wild guess here and say it is used as a preservative. No, you will not get drunk on this kit lol.

The Lover’s Paint Box is extremely easy to use. Open your lids and simply dip your brush in the paint of choice and draw on your chosen body part. Be creative here: you can do lines, be geometric, do swirls, hearts, etc. Each flavor does paint on with a different color. The dark chocolate is a dark brown, the milk chocolate is a lighter brown and white chocolate is more of a cream color. The consistency of the paint is quite thick, a little too much actually. The consistency makes it hard to pick up paint on the brush and to make precise designs on your partner. Also it is not the easiest body paint to lick up. One lick will not clean a drawing. This will get your tongue muscles in tip top shape. Start small because your tongue will get tired. One little trick I read is to heat the jar just a tiny bit, like 10 seconds, in a microwave. This will make the paint a bit smoother to work with.

As sad as it sounds, I did not have anyone to test this out on when I got the kit. So I tried it on myself. Boy do I wish I was more flexible ha ha ha. I tried all 3 paints on my arm. Again I hated the brush and only got chunky lines and the paint is very thick. I did manage to do a Check sign and write my initials. It took a while before I was able to lick it all off my arm. Like 5 to 10 licks per spot. I did enjoy the taste however. My favorite is the milk chocolate, then the dark, white last. Funny story: I received my package at work and had a major sugar craving that day. I was almost tempted to count this as a snack at my desk…but I did not do it.

Once you are done painting you will want to clean any mess on the rim of the jars and closed the lids on tight. Also you will have to wash your brush under warm water and soap to get all the paint out. Rinse well and let dry completely before storing. Finally the box mentions that the kit must be kept in a refrigerator once the jars have been opened to keep it fresh. There is no ‘best before date’ but I assumed this means the product can go bad after a while. So if you have this kit already for some time do a taste test first. Like real chocolate, it will clean off you easy but maybe not of your sheets or clothes.

Considering your covered yourself in chocolate, a shower is a good idea too after play. This product has been dermatologist tested and it is hypoallergenic. If there is any serious precaution about this kit to keep in mind it is this: Use Externally Only, besides your mouth of course. Since this product contains a lot of sugar you should not use it internally as far as genitals are concerned. Sugar can cause a yeast infection. So paint the outside of the genitals if you wish, but do not get any on the inside.

The really great thing about this Lover’s Paint Box is if your partner is shy about sex toys this is a very discreet way of adding something to the sex repertoire. If you are looking for something sweet to add a little spice in the bedroom then I would recommend this kit, as long as you are not too fussy about your chocolate quality.  This kit is also perfect for a wedding shower gift, St-Valentine’s day, or an anniversary present.

Lover’s paint box Body paint by KamaSutra $38.99 Buy from EdenFantasys
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