Fake sub: you got to laugh

Now I know ALL Mistresses out there can recount at minimum 20 similar stories. We get approached on some site from a sub who just seems WAY TO PERFECT. When you are a new Mistress you fall for it. When you have been around the block a bit you spot them a mile away.

Case in point, last 2 days I did exchange with a supposed sub on collarme (which in my opinion is just filled with looser fakes – mostly). I got a first message of a perfect boy who served his Mistress until she moved…..he was her slave, did everything, layed it on real thick, bla bla bla:

Mistress:

i am a very obedient pet, and believe in female supremacy totally and will have it no other way. i will do anything and everything i am told, always making sure Mistress is satisfied and happy, having her pleasure enjoyable .

i served my last Mistress before she moved to Australia for 5 years, was her live in slave and pet and sissy slut, yes, whatever she wanted that day or moment, i complied to it without argument.

i massaged her, bathed her, dressed and undressed her, did her nails, cleaned all her clothes, shined her leather, latex, rubber clothes, shined her thigh high boots, shoes and sandals. there were many times, she would wake me up 5 in the morning to get her clothes ready for noon hour dates.

i slept either in the cage or on the floor by the bedside or if i was obedient that day, was in the bed with her, not touching unless she said so. i was never in chastity belt because she trusted me and i did not masturbate because i never knew if Mistress was going to milk me and if i didn’t have a full load, she would know automatically what i did. i never once masturbated without her permission.

i did all domestic house work, did all the laundry, did the shopping and cooked for her. i am a professional chef for over 17 years and never had the same meal within the 2 week period. there were times she would reward me by taking me to a classy restaurant (McDonalds, Wendys) because i had to earn Red Lobster, The Keg, etc.

i never once complained about the living conditions because i believe Mistress knows better and more than man and that every man should bow before a Mistress/Goddess/Princess/Queen and follow her instructions, for she is peaceful, forceful and does all things for her benefit and makes sure her slave is rewarded for a job well done.

moving to Montreal end of september

My red flag went up but the pics were good. So for fun I wrote to him back. I got bombarded by one liners after that. he even said his sister was in agreement he needed to be punished. OK red flag confirmed: LOOSER FAKE. And I got my icing on the cake this morning. Here is the last message he wrote me, in extra large letters:

I WOULD FUCK YOU HARD, FUCK YOUR ASS, HAVE YOU SUCK MY COCK AND EAT MY CUM, AND FINALLY, HAVE YOU IN LATEX MINISKIRT AND DANCE FOR ME

Now I know what this looser expects: a irrate and miffed response from a proud Mistress. He did not get that. Actually when I read I was practically on the floor laughing my head off. Seems I cannot even send him my reply saying he failed at angrying me and he made me laugh more then anything else be cause HE BLOCKED ME hahahahaha. Ah, the pitfalls of finding a boy while sifting through  A LOT OF CRAP. Sometimes you just have to have a good laugh about it all.

***Hey I even got an update…it has moved on to major harassement of threaths from him with now at least 3 profiles he has.  Calling me all sorts of names and what not, saying he knows who I am and will destroy me in public, bla, bla, bla. My good a total looser. Like he thinks I am shaking in my boots or something lol. Yes I did report him.