Step right up ladies and germs to see the beast of our traveling freak show: the biggest limp dick ever, Mr. Limpy large. When you have reviewed toys for a long time, an original toy is a fun prospect. A limp dick, a chance to pack and pretend to be a dude for a day, sounded like fun. Alas the large size I got was on the HUMONGOUS side.
So why would one get a limp dick, besides me that likes the idea of a social experiment? First people that come to mind would be trans men desiring to feel more complete or wanting to create a realistic-looking bulge in their pants. There are also many lesbian of a more male character who like to play the role to a T by packing. I am sure there is a market for men who feel shortchanged by nature that would wear a big limp dick to feel manly in public. In other words the most practical application falls under gender play. And finally I think is toy would make an awesome gag gift; this thing is a riot to play with.
The Mr. Limpy Large is one of four Mr. Limpy packers; there is also the medium, small and extra-small. All Mr. Limpys are skin pink in color and are made from the incredibly realistic soft and smooth material called Superskin, a non-allergenic, latex free and phthalates free product. The texture of the toy would be best described as velvety. A less realistic feature is just how stretchy the material is. You can grab the balls and the head of the cock and stretch it out a full arm’s length. It is hilarious and freaky. It is also best to do this in front of a guy and watch their reaction ha ha ha.
Another unrealistic feature is the size vs. limp factor. The shaft is eight inches long and one and a half inch in width. The balls are two inches wide, quite large and hefty, and they hang pretty low. I have to say I have never seen a non erect penis that size. It seems that the manufacturer took the shape of an erect penis but made it soft. And since the material is so stretchy the shaft tends to stretch a bit more when you are wearing it commando. So now you have a thick nine inch supposedly soft dick to put away in your pants. Talk about a bulge. See the pic I took: the cock hangs past mid thigh.
There is no way to wear this packer without a harness, it will fall out and down you pant leg. And smaller ringed harnesses could be a challenge: just shove the tip in and take advantage of the stretch factor to pull the shaft through. I wore it for 16 hours on a week day. Yes I went to work with it but I had on the longest T-shirt I own lol. I let it hang for the first few hours and after lunch it placed it up to the left. I was very self-aware of the big balls most of the day and of the shaft hanging down my leg in the morning. No wonder guys can’t stop thinking about sex all the time! When I went to the bathroom I LOVED the view of my cock hanging in the inside of the pant crotch, I had to go get my camera. I was impressed by how well the toy held my body heat. On my way home from work I like the feeling of a hot bundle in my pants, it was odd but cool. In the evening I was at home undressed cooking and at that point I did not feel it at all anymore. I was happy to remove the harness however at the end of the day.
There is nothing discreet about this soft cock at all, there will be a big bulge in your pants and it is not something you want to leave laying around when the family comes to visit. It also cannot be used at all for penetration, it is just too limp. The best sexual use I have found for it is gag cock slapping. I cock slapped all my friends who saw it and my sub as well. It is so stretchy I would whip it on his ass while he was doing the dishes: we were both laughing our heads off.
Only use water based lube with this toy. To clean, simply rinse Mr. Limpy large with warm water from your sink and allow time to dry. Do NOT use soap to clean it. For tough cleaning use a little bit of rubbing alcohol. To maintain that soft feel, sprinkle a liberal amount of cornstarch on the toy and shake off the excess powder. Once thoroughly dried and dusted, store it in a plastic bag.
Honestly, this large model is not a packer to be really used unless you really want to flash in the crotch area. The best packing size would be the small, which is 6″ long and 1.25″ in diameter. This particular large model is best suited as a gag gift for a bachelor/ette or a joke. The most hilarious cock slapper of all time! Shop for your Mr. Limpy at EdenFantasys, they have the whole line.
pic from www.seascout.org
