GEOGRAPHY: Women vs Men
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ,
half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
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Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe ,
well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
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Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain ,
very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
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Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece ,
gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
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Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
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Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel ,
has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
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Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.
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After 70, she becomes like Tibet ,
wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.
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May 30th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Men ruled by nuts, huh?
Does that mean that a male submissive is ruled by a nutty Mistress, or was it naughty Mistress?