I saw this posting on Midori’s blog…just had to share. Its an awesome DIY strap-on made with scarves and fits everyone.
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When in a jam and need a strap-on quick…or yours is out of order this will come in handy!
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Features and advantages:

• Fits everyone!
• Adjust to position where you want it. (no more pressing on the full bladder or rubbing on the pelvic bone.)
• Sex is messy, what with sweat, cum, lube and more.
• This is totally easy to wash. After shagging just toss in the washer and dryer. No more leather care. No more hanging on the laundry line.
• Camoflages well if children, room-mates or in-laws are a concern.
• No buckles to stab you. No Velcro to scratch you. No excess straps to adjust and tuck or extenders to add.
• Much better dildo to harness-wearer contact.
• Air-travel friendly. Goes on to carry-on or wear it as a scarf for those cold cabins.
• The bit of excess serves as a “Harder-Now” handle for the sex bottom. Or serves well as lube towels.
• People who grew their own dicks. They can wear this harness over their home-grown cock – so they can have two!
• Full access to the bits between the legs. What ever bits you have.
• Makes one’s ass look fabulous! Butt lifting goodness.

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Equipment needed for the Midori Scarf Harness:

• 1 favorite dildo with flanged base
• 2 scarves (suggested length: multiply hip measure x 1.5. Example 40” hip x 1.5 = 60” scarves)
• 2 or more fun people who play well together

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Directions for the Midori Scarf Harness:

1. Take Scarf A and make a loose over-hand knot (“That Knot” if spoken in Midori) at it’s midpoint.
2. Take Scarf B, place through That Knot, bisecting the Scarf B. Scarf B will now be hanging with two equal length parts.
3. Take dildo and insert to That Knot.
4. Tighten Scarf A and That Knot firmly around dildo.
5. Tie Scarf A snugly and low around the hip. It’s easiest to tie this in front, with the dildo at one’s back and then turn the scarf around. Very important that it be snug.
6. Place dildo in desired position on the body.
7. Take one end of Scarf B, hanging from the dildo. Move it back between the legs and under the butt cheek, ending near the hip bone. Tie onto Scarf B near hip bone.
8. Repeat for remaining end of Scarf b.
9. Test for security of whole harness.
10. Shag

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Totally unrelated to BDSM…but thought it was worth sharing. A vanilla friend of mine shared this find with me and I though it was a great read.
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This divorced Montreal lady got back out into the dating scene though online dating sites…and she writes a blog about her dates. Its really funny and well written. Posts are sporadic but its really worth to add this blog to your RSS feed.
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Virtual Men
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Enjoy!
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Ok this is not totally BDSM related (unless you are into male breast torture) but too funny. I heard this on the radio this morning and had to share it. A new medical study was posted in The Sun UK:

BLOKES who drink instant coffee or scoff nuts may be at greater risk of developing breasts, a study suggests.

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The products contained far higher levels of gender-bending chemicals, known as phytoestrogens, than previously thought.

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Dr Gunter Kuhnle, of the MRC Dunn Human Nutrition Unit in Cambridge, analysed 500 foods and drinks.

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Instant coffee had 1,833 micrograms of the oestrogen-like chemicals per 100g, while Brazil nuts had 867 micrograms.

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Phytoestrogens are known to cause fertility problems in animals and may give women a greater risk of breast cancer.

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Got Moobs and want to exercise them off? Here is a suggested exercise routine:

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To minimise moobs, cut back on sugar-laden foods and refined carbs like white bread that raise blood sugar levels. Also cut down booze consumption and saturated fats while boosting your activity level.

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Weight training will firm up your chest, but you’ll also need to do some aerobic exercise to burn calories.

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Do something that raises your heart rate for 45 minutes, five times a week. Try running, swimming or football.

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Use these toning exercises to give your chest a pick-me-up:

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PUSH-UPS

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Start by lying on the floor face down. Put your hands by your sides, with your arms bent and in line with your ears. Slowly lift yourself onto your toes and push your arms to lift your body as far as you can, keeping your back straight. Lower and repeat until you start to feel the burn. Do three sets of 10. For a more intense workout place you hands wider apart, this will stretch the pecs more.

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CHEST PRESS

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Lie on an inclined bench, with a dumbbell in either hand. Begin with dumbbells resting beside your chest, with palms facing forward, then lift them up and together in a triangle shape so they meet in the middle above your chest. Breathe out as you lift, in as you bring the weights back down.

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Or there is always surgery too! Funny how the tables turn on gender issues!

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Mystress Lady Evyl

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