Well this will actually be a BDSM/Fetish free weekend. It’s Christmas time on full swing this weekend. Work party tonight and vanilla friends tomorrow.

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As you have seen from the last posts things went sour with a special someone. Not a sub so much, a mix of kink and vanilla. I am not detailing anything but I really need to just purge a bit my emotions and although my blog is entertainment it does have a diary side to it. So anyways although I am not keeping false hope the door is neither completely closed. A little time apart will bring forth the right decision for both involved. of course brock, my long distance slave, would love to give ‘him’ a beating lol.

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The last 2 evenings I have been bad. I have been purging my demons emotionally and trying to break my personal emotional cycle of such a situation. Its not easy and yes the first night was spent with a phone call to 2 girlfriends  and a bottle of wine. We spoke  about everything, not just what happened to me. But I wanted to get drunk. Thing is I never ate and finished the bottle in about 2 hours. I got up from the couch and I realized this was going to be challenge. I went and snacked just a bit. I lied back down and it was spinning. Hate that. Then I did something I have not done in probably about 13 years. I threw up from too much alcohol.  OK most of you are saying gross…ewww. And yes it was not fun. But man it felt AWESOME. I felt like a bad young adult breaking a rule of society. The concept did me a lot of good.

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Last night I had dinner at a girlfriend’s place. We chatted, drank, and again I was bad I smoked up something I never do either. Then we watched the worst movie 9but funny): Zombie Strippers, with Jenna Jameson. Thank god I was stoned cause it was bad. Its totally a porn plot without the sex. I am not a fan of porn but at some point I was just screaming at the TV “FUCK ALREADY”. It was again a great purging excellent night.

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Tonight with the xmas party I will again been nicely marinated with booze. Sat will be more quiet. But I am doing much better today. Of  course ‘his’ bday is coming up and I had ordered him a special gift from Funsexxxtoys. It arrived this morning. Still can use it but its kinda made for 2, not a solo thing. Oh well! Thanks for reading and I’ll leave you with a hot FemDom pic from Men in Pain for the weekend!

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Mystress Lady Evyl

Saturday night was quite a night…more on that on a separate blog. But one of our projects of the evening was making a chocolate penis. A friend had a Clone-a-Willy Chocolate Kit for about a year and had not used it yet. Her better half did not feel, how should I say, UP to the challenge in my presence as well so we used a dildo. I did a photo chronical of our project and thought you, my readers, would enjoy it.

Step 1….Get a dildo or an real erect penis

Step 2….Mix gel according to instructions, insert didlo or penis in tube, let set, remove dildo or penis and voilà …we have a mold.

Step 3….Melt chocolate carefully with burning it in microwave and let it cool to directions. Poor chocolate into the mold, place stick in chocolate and place in fridge to harden.

Step 4….Remove from mold gently and there you go…a chocolate replica of your favorite dick!

You then have several choices!

You can get a male friend to play with it and let him pretend his cock really does taste like chocolate!

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circumcise it like I did in good FemDom spirit!

Guaranteed fun!

Mystress Lady Evyl

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