Now I know ALL Mistresses out there can recount at minimum 20 similar stories. We get approached on some site from a sub who just seems WAY TO PERFECT. When you are a new Mistress you fall for it. When you have been around the block a bit you spot them a mile away.

Case in point, last 2 days I did exchange with a supposed sub on collarme (which in my opinion is just filled with looser fakes – mostly). I got a first message of a perfect boy who served his Mistress until she moved…..he was her slave, did everything, layed it on real thick, bla bla bla:

Mistress:

i am a very obedient pet, and believe in female supremacy totally and will have it no other way. i will do anything and everything i am told, always making sure Mistress is satisfied and happy, having her pleasure enjoyable .

i served my last Mistress before she moved to Australia for 5 years, was her live in slave and pet and sissy slut, yes, whatever she wanted that day or moment, i complied to it without argument.

i massaged her, bathed her, dressed and undressed her, did her nails, cleaned all her clothes, shined her leather, latex, rubber clothes, shined her thigh high boots, shoes and sandals. there were many times, she would wake me up 5 in the morning to get her clothes ready for noon hour dates.

i slept either in the cage or on the floor by the bedside or if i was obedient that day, was in the bed with her, not touching unless she said so. i was never in chastity belt because she trusted me and i did not masturbate because i never knew if Mistress was going to milk me and if i didn’t have a full load, she would know automatically what i did. i never once masturbated without her permission.

i did all domestic house work, did all the laundry, did the shopping and cooked for her. i am a professional chef for over 17 years and never had the same meal within the 2 week period. there were times she would reward me by taking me to a classy restaurant (McDonalds, Wendys) because i had to earn Red Lobster, The Keg, etc.

i never once complained about the living conditions because i believe Mistress knows better and more than man and that every man should bow before a Mistress/Goddess/Princess/Queen and follow her instructions, for she is peaceful, forceful and does all things for her benefit and makes sure her slave is rewarded for a job well done.

moving to Montreal end of september

My red flag went up but the pics were good. So for fun I wrote to him back. I got bombarded by one liners after that. he even said his sister was in agreement he needed to be punished. OK red flag confirmed: LOOSER FAKE. And I got my icing on the cake this morning. Here is the last message he wrote me, in extra large letters:

I WOULD FUCK YOU HARD, FUCK YOUR ASS, HAVE YOU SUCK MY COCK AND EAT MY CUM, AND FINALLY, HAVE YOU IN LATEX MINISKIRT AND DANCE FOR ME

Now I know what this looser expects: a irrate and miffed response from a proud Mistress. He did not get that. Actually when I read I was practically on the floor laughing my head off. Seems I cannot even send him my reply saying he failed at angrying me and he made me laugh more then anything else be cause HE BLOCKED ME hahahahaha. Ah, the pitfalls of finding a boy while sifting through  A LOT OF CRAP. Sometimes you just have to have a good laugh about it all.

***Hey I even got an update…it has moved on to major harassement of threaths from him with now at least 3 profiles he has.  Calling me all sorts of names and what not, saying he knows who I am and will destroy me in public, bla, bla, bla. My good a total looser. Like he thinks I am shaking in my boots or something lol. Yes I did report him.

I have the worst natural nails on earth. Thin, soft, breakable. And fake nails usually do a number on my natural nail bed. But sometimes I treat myself to a gel kit, like I did this this week. I am also really tough so I break those off fast enough, a miracle I had them on 3 days before one broke.

I had to take a pic for posterity. I laugh at how they look just like the nails porn stars have in porn movies.

This is kind of an old pic, going back to April when muzhik came for a visit. Being a bad photo sub I recuperated these pics off his camera when I went to see him in July. What a pretty pic in a chastity device!

My friend Shadow13 had brought a little liquid latex for fun at the BDSM event that night. He let a few people have fun with it, including Me. So this is not my proudest moment but this is a scene that went awry…but it did feed my sadistic side. I decided to apply the liquid latex liberally to muzhik’s chest. Only it was pretty much to late when Shadow13 came back and went: How hairy is his chest cause that is gonna hurt!

Oups. Well he is not superbly hairy so I crossed my fingers it would not be too bad. We let it dry and then started peeling. Actually it was more like trying to peel because it was so tangled up in the chest hair the latex would break. Yet it did not pull hair out that much, just some.

Next 30 minutes were the most painful of muzhik’s life. And he is trained for fighting and pain somewhat professionally…he said it was the most atrocious pain he has ever felt. Of course he is a stubborn boy, not a masochist, though but proud and stubborn who can take what I give. There was 2 of us at a time trying to get the job as quick and as painless as possible. Shadow13 was cringing every time he came in for a peek at the progress. At one point I let one friend peel and I just concentrated on holding muzhik’s hands and soothing him as best I could. Finally we got everything off.

It was not my intent to cause that much pain, I was cringing at his screams. Of course proud that he is, he was more concerned that others in the club would think of him being a wuss… HELL NO!!! By the way, for skin with moderate to abundant hair, it is recommended that the latex be removed in a hot shower or bath with soap. The latex will not dissolve, but may be rubbed off in pieces much easier as the moisture of the water help release it from the skin or hair. Shadow13 told me so but I said we would see how it went. If muzhik pulled a safe word then yes. But he did not.

This past weekend I was at a BBQ BDSM party at Les Oubliettes which is about 45min north of Montreal. At this time of the year in the evening that means one sure thing: mosquitoes.

Someone made a joke as to whether there was a website for this fetish: probably everything else does. Well my curious nature forced me to google it. No there are no mosquito fetish websites (looking for a real niche product? voilà). But I did find this one entry (I had a link to it but I swear it vanished the next day to a 404 error page) which  thought was hilarious!

In the early summer when the mosquitoes
get thick, I like to go down by the
river where they are breeding. I will
bring a pillow and blanket. At dusk
when the mosquitoes are thickest, I
will find a quiet hidden spot well off the trail, lie on my back, put the pillow under my head, put the blanket over my head and upper body (wearing long pants)
and expose my penis through my underwear
fly and zipper so it is the only part
of me the mosquitoes can feed on.
I then relax and focus on the sensations
of being bitten there for a couple of hours. (I muse over how the mosquitoes are all female – weird huh?)
My penis ends up swollen especially at
the end and very itchy for a day or so. This enhances the sensations of masturbation and sex considerably (and makes my penis fatter also.)
Anybody else ever do this, or am I the Lone Ranger here? Is this a sign of some mental problem?

And if you have to ask, no I hate mosquitoes. Right now my feet and shins really hate them and are screaming it out in itchiness. Damn buggers

Oh what a nice holiday I had down in North Carolina with muzhik. Although there were some BDSM events on the agenda we had decided to keep my visit at his place more vanilla and chill. We really played the tourists, it was really nice. This also means my best nondescript pics are all of a vanilla nature but hopefully you will enjoy them none the less. A couple of pics do have a kinky connotation!

Out of my 6 days there 2 were spent at the beach. I LOVE the ocean, nothing it more soothing in the world for me. See my porter carrying all our stuff he he.

Foot in sand a few feet away from the ocean equals a Happy Mistress.

muzhik made me discover sand crabs, yes these crabs are right beneath your feet by the water.

A walk in the marina made me envious of sailboat owners. This one has quite a sense of humor, wonder if he is also into bondage lol?

Not living by the ocean always turns me into a 4 year old when I really am at the beach. Here I am looking silly and here are some sea shells I brought back.

But there were 4 more days to fill. We had a museum day, a botanical garden day, a lazy shopping day. We seem to have a bad habit of getting out of the house relatively late in the morning so the tourist role play part is short. And one day was a TMG munch in a park with about 60 attendees. It was a lot of fun. One night was spent at Melequus (whom I stayed with in January) who was hosting a weekend long Playpalooza event. And one night we had an invite to a private play party at Miss Scarlet and whisper’s place. We also had a dinner invitation at my friend  Nev‘s place for a great evening of food and chat.

I love the crate myrtle trees here, they are everywhere and so colorful. These pics are from the Raleigh Arboretum. The second pic is Muscadine grape with which a local sweet wine is made.

I have no idea why but we did not bring or put on any sunscreen when we went to the Arboretum. It was freaking HOT that day and I got a light sun burn. I had to take a pic and claimed it as “Working on my redneck tan line”. It is no longer there (evened it out at the beach thank god).

It is another world for me going to the south of the US, my being the ‘foreign’ Canadian girl as muzhik like to tease. Life is so different here and men are a weird mix of both southern proper charm and grittiness. Even the trucks have balls! lol.

It was a wonderful vacation, if not very busy. No rest for the wicked, right? Return to reality and routine has been more then hard. I want to go back to the beach with my boy now!

Someone just wrote to me:

lol. you are usually right. I’m learning not to argue with you.

And its a woman at that! Finally….1 person is learning…only got 6, 999,999,998 people to go!

Kidding (yes I know M K you are rolling on the floor right now)

You probably noticed its been quiet on the MLE blog front.

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I’ve been busy with other parts of my life. Mostly good stuff but just not much time for the blog. And not much to report on the BDSM front. I’ve just not had the time. But fear not my little blog hibernation will awaken soon with, well, the arrival of SPRING!

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1 month and counting my boy from North Carolina will be arriving for a visit too. Will have plenty to tell then. So in the mean time enjoy my random occasional picture contributions!

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A little ranting this morning.

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How stupid or some people when they write to a Mistress on personal sites. Monday morning exhibit A, a 27 year old switch:

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I do like your profile ,very spicy lol!
Anyway i have a very nice fetish scenarios and ideas that may interest you and may be making them a reality one day. Let me know also if you have some good ones Hope to hear from you soon ,a+

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My answer:

Hun…..I am not a fetishist nor do I fulfilled fantasies for others.

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Lets see if I get a nasty answer back ha ha!

Sorry, little venting required!

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Why are subs so fucking stupid sometimes? How many times do I have to say when I give a task  it’s got to been done ASAP…not when they find it convenient. One would think after 2 years that would be a lesson learned? Damn lucky this one is far far away otherwise he would be getting such a beating. Will come up with an online version…worry not!

God these posts are so unlike me…but they are actually fun to write. Yeah so…as I said, the guy is not stupid. During dinner he kept making jokes about him wanting a slave….which I found suspicious. I think he was pulling my chain.

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Later at my place he said something like (memory is vague) “well being a Domme…bla bla”. I made him repeat that. Then he just looked at me and said “stop prentending otherwise you’re a Domme”. I was like Oh really you figured that out?” He said yes and I said dont think that means you know all about me. We did not discuss it or go into details much after that exchange. He did not seem concerned or threatened either.

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Again…let’s see what time will tell