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Possible origins of the name Sqweel? Well we take the word Wheel and add the word squeel. Definition of Squeel on Urban Dictionary: Adjective of telling on someone. Action led to the naming of a tattletale, or a “little bitch”. Hmm…I guess it fits in this case as I am doing a review, but don’t you dare call me a little bitch lol.

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The Sqweel is the newest innovation toy to hit the market in a while and it is possibly strangest looking toy on the market as well. It ‘claims’ to be the closets thing to receiving oral sex and the best mechanical substitute of a human lapping tongue. The Sqweel arrives in a big metal box with a cardboard case. Once you open the box there is a sampler lube, a manual pamphlet and this weird black circle almost reminiacent of a hockey puck. Its not a site that will turn you on…unless you are a hockey fan lol. You’ll need 3 AAA batteries to power it. The ON button giving you access to the 3 speeds to choose from is located on the top of the flat side. On the other side you remove the protective cover.

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Once you remove the cover you will see  little pink tongues attached to a rotating motor. There are a total of 10 little silicone tongues. The Sqweel is starting to look a bit sexier. The tongues are very smooth to the touch as well. I am a bit skeptical but more curious at this point. I turn on the motor on low and the tongues go into a pleasing twirling action. It does not look very powerfull at this point. I try the med and high setting and although the intensity increase I am not sure it will be enough for me. Wanting to test how much pressure it can take I apply a finger on it and it does not take long for the motor to stop rotating. But I read somewhere that light pressure is best. Another thing I notice is the loudness of the motor. Its not really inconspicuous. Its not going to wake up the neighbours either but still its kind of loud, like a really low noise power drill.

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Enough about skepticism, its time to put it to the test. I tried it twice. My first try was a complete failure. My second try was much more successful. So its’ a toy with a learnig curve. In both cases tough the first licks were freaking COLD. Not good. It takes quite a while for the tongues to warm up a bit. Plus the second time around I used a lot more lube. You will need lots of lube with this toy to stay slick and get all 10 tongues slick. I had to play around a lot with positioning before I got excited. I also tried turning it to get the rotation at different angles. Once I had it at a licking down angle (like if you were doing a 69) I started to build some excitement…finally. And eventually I got it in the right sweet spot. Good news is after an exhaustive search for a good placement I did reach orgasm in a very short amount of time. It was not a strong one but it was pleasantly different than other clit toys.

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I am really particular about oral, even when it comes to men, so unfortunately I cannot say The Sqweel blew my mind. Its a novelty toy, I am glad I tried it but its never going to be a top favorite. I think this toy is a great addition to the  Babeland site as I am sure some women will just love it. There are really good reviews out there too. If you are like me and prefer toys that allow me to pinpoint my orgasmic spot then I would recommend toys such as the Kiwi (which is AWESOME by the way) or the bunny tickler matched with a silver bullet.

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Keep in mind this vibrator is not just for oral sex. I could totally use it during foreplay to tease other erogenous zones like the neck, thighs, stomach or nipples. I read about rumors saying the manufacturers may release different attachments for the Sqweel. Oh and it’s easier to clean then it looks. You can twist off one latral side and then you just remove the tongue part and wash it with anti-bacterial soap. Make sure its completely dry before reassembling.

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Specs:

• Size: 4-1/2″ x 4-1/4″
• Material: Silicone and ABS hard plastic
• Batteries: Three AAA (not included)
• The Sqweel was designed by Trevor Murphy who won the LoveHoney’s Design A Sex Toy Competiton.

There’s nothing like a good orgasm to lift your spirits. Maybe you’ve had a day full of dealing with obnoxious people at work or on your way home, hell maybe at home! A few days ago, I received an incredible toy to test: the LELO’s Ella dildo designed to provide precise G spot performance with its sculpted end, and conventional stimulation with the other. This is my second toy from the premium sex toy designer LELO. The craftsmanship is truly phenomenal and the quality of the materials amazing.

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The G-spotting end of the Ella is wide and flat and angled so that when used it’s easy to get the wide flat area to massage the G-spot. Every woman’s anatomy is different and some need a more extreme angle than others, but the Ella supposedly helps to hit to correct angle no matter what your anatomy. Now, given that the flat end is wide, it is able to massage the whole g-spot evenly and firmly with little effort. This is a perfect recipe for squirting if you are lucky. This dildo is extremely lightweight, and seamless and sleek in both design and texture. Conscientious of body safety and the environment, Ella is made entirely of  phthalate free silicone which makes for easy cleanup and sharing.

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I recently read one must be already turned on and have an orgasm or two under our belt to achieve a G spot orgasm. So I got my trusted clit vibe toy and used the handle part of the Ella to reach orgasm…which took no time at all. next I tested the G spot end.Starting slow, I brought her in and out of me, gradually and gently increasing my thrusts. Now although I have had G spots orgasm in my life they have been few and never achieved through control. They just happened. I did not have such an orgasm this time but I definitely got near that sweet spot and with practice I may be able to have one with this toy.

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UPDATE: Feb 5th…..we have reach G-spot orgasm! Me likey this toy!

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Specs
- Made of high-quality hygienic phthalate free silicone.
- 7″ x 1-1/2″ at widest point.
- Weighs 3½ oz.
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Features
- Waterproof.
- Soft and silky finish.
- Dual function toy.
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Includes
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- Detailed instruction and care manual.
- One-year warranty.
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I give this toy at 4 stars out of 5. Treat yourself to your own LELO Ella from Babeland!

When Babeland offered these Spartacus Lavish Nipple Clamps I decided to request for review but with the expectation of disappointment. So why did I ask for them of course you are wondering. Well for research of course hehe. I have in my toy chest alligator style clamp as well as a clover ones. They are great looks wise for nipple torture play. I never considered really using tweezer style before because they look so delicate, so easy, so pretty. I assumed they just would not do the job I would expect of them. I was wrong and am very happy to have received them now.

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What I do like about these clams is that they are much more accessible to the general public them clover style for example. A vanilla couple looking to spice up their life will easily be attracted by this type of clamps as they are not intimidating. But, as I find myself corrected as stated before, they can pack a punch to so they can be good for a bit of mind fuck: “Oh boy look these won’t hurt…oh…oups I was wrong they can be painful…ha ha ha ha”.

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These clamps are therefore ideal for both beginners and advanced users. With this type of nipple clamp you can slide the round ring on the product to the desired tightness you want on the nipple. It’s a very versitile product. You can tighten them just enough to hold and give a more jewellery effect or you can really squeeze those niples tight till you hear cries of pain (such a lovely sound). A good thing to note is the tips are rubber coated so there is no metal pinching the actual nipple. The metal part is painted black as well as the sliding ring.

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In comparisson I do like them more then the adjustable screw Alligator Clamps. Although they are just as easy to use I find alligator clamps can slide off easy until you get the right fit. I do prefer the joining chain though of Alligator clamps. If you’re new to nipple clamps, however, I would avoid any type of Clover Clamps because they are not adjustable and are meant to tighten is pulled.

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First hand experience: I tried them on myself but I have horizontal bars in my pierced nipples. So for someone like me they can only be put sideways or sticking straight out of the body. WhenI used them in a play session on a non pierced boy they worked great. And of course those jewels hanging added a little extra weight. he enjoyed the tug when dangled and swinging a bit. Extra sensations are always good. he very much enjoyed them and gave it 2 thoumbs up.

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I have not tried it but I have heard of people using them as well on the clitoris and, yes its true, as earings as wel lol. To wash it all that is needed is soap and  hot water. I would take extra care in drying them very well before storage as there could be a tendency to rust developping on the metal.

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I higly recommend the Spartacus Lavish Nipple Clamps found at Babeland if you have any curiosity in nipple play. I have no complaints at all and govve them a full .

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Editor’s Pick

• Eros and Isis Leo by Domina Doll

Their line of sensual adult toys are made from 100% silicone and are exquisite objects d’art. With names like Lancelot, Cleo and Leo the Lion, their inspiration lies in mythical eroticism and fervent fantasies. Each erotic object is disguised as a fine art collectable and resemble antiqued silver, jade or gold chess pieces or figurines.

Note: Every once in a while a toy comes along that simply takes my breath away, and I just can’t resist making it EP for the week, and this was one of those. There are tons of other amazing reviews this week, though too, it was difficult to choose!

Editrix

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Santa Duckie by Lady Evyl****mine***
• OhMiBod Freestyle by Domina Doll
• Mantric Miyakodori by namelesschaos
• Orion Secret by LikeSunshinedust
• JimmyJane Little Chroma by Domina Doll
• Fairy Mini Wand by Joanna Cake
• Miracle Massager by Julietia
• Precious Metal Gems by Mistress Kay
• TotalJoy Barbabelle by Domina Doll
• bSwish bCurious by Carrie Ann
• LELO Ina by Victoria
• OhMiBod Freestyle by ToyWithMe
• Ophoria Beyond 1 by Domina Doll
• Fairy Pocket Mini by jexhibitionism
• Venus Penis 2 by Julietia

Dildos

• Soju Sugar by Domina Doll
• Rainbow Mega Nubby by Melen’s Rayne
• Candy Cane by Sammi
• Mantric Sysil Edge by Saraid
• Whipspider Wave by toygirl
• Shiri Zinn Swarovski Glass Range by Domina Doll
• Purple Rain Wand by DarlingDove

Anal Toys

• Liberance by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Tantus Little Flirt by Amber of DivergentDance
• Anal Jewelry by Domina Doll
• Juli Ashton’s Anal Beginner Kit by DarlingDove

Toys for Cocks

• Tenga Flip Hole by Tales from the Porn Store

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Sliquid Sizzle by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Sex Tarts Electric Lemonade by Carrie Ann

BDSM/Fetish

• Leather Vampire Gloves by Mistress Kay
• Spartacus Lavish Nipple Clamps by Sammi
• Kinky Cuffs by Mistress Kay
• Strict Leather Heart Felt Petal Flogger by Domina Doll

Adult Books/Games

• 52 Weeks of Naughty Nights by Mina
• SM 101 by Mistress Kay

Adult Movies/Porn

• Courtney Trouble’s Speakeasy by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Midori’s Expert Guide to Sensual Bondage by Sammi
• Bend Over Boyfriend by Wilhelmina Wang
• Art School Girls are Easy by Domina Doll
• PopPorn: The Guide To Making Fuck – Disc 1 by J.D. Bauchery
• The Curse of Macbeth by FrzKey
• Her Porn Volume 1 (Disc 1) – Scene 6 by The Porn Librarian
• Waterbed Nymphos by J.D. Bauchery
• Discipline Vol. 1 by FrzKey

Storage

• Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox by Ashley
• ToiBocks by Domina Doll

Miscellaneous

• Vegan Jaguar Harness by Saraid
• Plus Size Strap-on Harness by Nadia West
• Fun Factory Smartballs Teneo by Undressed Reviews
• Stone Vaginal Eggs by Domina Doll
• Fun Factory Smartballs by Dr. Ruthie

How could I resist? I have heard of and seen online so many times these adorable duckies, I could not help myself when Babeland.com offered up the Christmas Edition. A lovely little vibrating duckie dressed like Sant Claus. I mean how cute is that!

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The Santa Duckie comes in the most ingenious package I have ever seen. The toy comes in its very own Christmas Tree ornament. Although havy, if you have a solid branch you really can hang it in the tree. Its really original and reusable.

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The toy itself is discreet and made of PVC. It works with 1 AAA batterie. I had a bit of trouble opening the battery compartment and needed a tool. I actually broke a nail trying to do it manually at first (grrrr). And of course as any duckie should be it is waterproof. Just turn the little dial underneath and the duckie comes to life with pretty decent vibrations. And its claims to be a tavel size, just perfect to bring to the parents during the Cristmas holidays and no one will be the wiser of its purpose.

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Yeah I know I could not resist to take a picture of it with actual bubbles of a bubble bath. Now does it  get the job done to make you quack you heart out? Unfortunately no. It will certainly get the juices flowing but there was no way I was gonna get off with it. I am very particular and I need precise handling to get off clitorally on a vibe. I could not find a sweet spot on the toy that would properly hit my sweet spot. But it was certainly fun trying. I think the major fault with this toy is that the strongest vibrations are felt in the back (or tail) of the duck. If the beak was a bit longer, a bit more pointed and the source of the strongest vibrations then this could have possibly become my favorite toy.

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I do agree as the packaging states it does make a nice little body massager too though. And its just too cute ( I know I am repeating mysefl but it is!)

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The Santa Duckie is not an effective toy for me sexually but the cuteness factor is just too much! And it just makes such a great gift for the holidays. It makes me smile every time I see it.

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The latest (and first) edition! e[lust] #1

Editor’s Pick

• LELO Elise by Scintillectual

Remember when I said I was on hiatus from relationships? Well, I lied. I know, I know! I can hear my friends railing now about the fact that I jump into things too quickly and yes, she has already moved in with me. But, really, I do think she’s THE ONE. Before you get all hot and bothered, let me introduce you. Dear reader, this is LELO Elise.

Note: Apparently I’m loving LELO reviews again this month (last week’s EP was LELO Ella)! I’ve read many many Elise reviews so they have to be special in order for them to catch my eye or make me want to finish them, and this one is written in an extremely entertaining manner so even if you’re burned out on LELO reviews like I thought I was it’s definitely worth the read.

Editor

Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Mini Gallant by Dani Darling
• Thumbelina by Undressed Reviews
• Cal Exotics Spellbound “G” by Alley
• OhMiBod Club Vibe by Mystyfi
• Lovemoiselle Cecile by Laurel
• Jimmyjane Iconic Bullet by Sexorcism

Dildos

• Colorful Spiral Wrapped G-Spot Wonder by Melen’s Rayne
• Zodiac by Joanna Cake
• Fun Factory Curve by Curvaceous Dee
• Jollies Thrust by Carrie Ann
• Tantus Alumina Flow by Carrie Ann
• Purple Rain Wand by Kyle Jones

Toys for Cocks

• Tenga Flip Hole by Tales from the Porn Store

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Jimmy Jane’s Contour M + Afterglow Sensory Set by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Bare Essence Gift Box by Dangerous Lilly
• System JO Aroma Mist by Alley
• Root Beer Fizz Lube by Tales from the Porn Store
• Sliquid Organics Stimulating O Gel by Lady Evyl*************
• Flower Balm by Garnet Joyce
• Sliquid Organics Stimulating O Gel by Sexorcism

BDSM/Fetish

• Spartacus Wide Tip Bat by Wilhelmina Wang
• Leatherbeaten Bondage Kit by Melen’s Rayne
• Silk Scarf Restraints by Sommer Marsden
• Slave Utility Wrist Cuffs by Mistress Kay

Adult Books/Games

• Anneke Jacob’s As She’s Told by Nadia West
• Frenzy – 60 Stories of Sudden Sex by Dangerous Lilly
• The Art of Sensual Female Dominance by Mistress Kay

Adult Movies/Porn

• Blacklight Beauty by Saraid
• Nina Hartley’s Guide to the Ultimate Sex Party by The Duchess
• Impure Hunger by J.D. Bauchery
• Glamour Smoke by FrzKey
• Deep In The Vivid Vaults by The Porn Librarian
• The Masseuse by J.D. Bauchery
• Haitoku No Shojo – Girl of Debauchery by FrzKey

Lingerie

• Industrial Net Stockings by Valyn

Miscellaneous

• Sportsheets Chest Harness & Dildo by Dragon Mage
• KinkAcademy.com by Dangerous Lilly

My newest experimental romp session was brought to you by Sliquid Organics Stimulating O Gel, graciously sent to me by the amazing Babeland.com women friendly adult toy store.

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There are so many clitoral arousal gels on the market its hard to pick one. I never really considered trying one either but I thought this was a perfect opportunity. Now the Sliquid Organics Stimulating O Gel is very unique: its all natural, made with certified organic botanicals, Glycerine and paraben free…and its 100% vegan – which is funny because my new boy toy lover is vegetarian so he got a kick out of that.

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So my lover put a small dab on his fingers and proceeded to massage the oil unto my clit and WOW it was instant tingly…a little too much. It was a mix of cold and hot. Actually its not that it was too much, it was just way more sensation that I expected. But that lasted only a few seconds. Then the sensations calmed a bit and stabilized to a nice intensity. Its definitely a fun little oil to have on hand. Great to help out the ladies on days where your libido may be a bit lower then normal.

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I do have 2 negative point to mention. First, i don,t know if it was just do to the fact of being lost in the throws of passion or not…but I stopped feeling the tingles faster then I would have hoped. Second, very important, the product contains natural oils that are not latex-compatible.

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Specs:
- 1oz bottle
- ingredients: Purified Water, Plant Cellulose (from Cotton), Aloe Barbadensis, Natural Tocopherols (Vitamin E), Cyamopsis (Guar Gum), Peppermint Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Menthol, Citric Acid (Citrus Fruits), Extracts of Hibiscus, Flax, Green Tea & Sunflower Seed

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Overall I give this gel a 3 out of 5 because it came on strong but quickly dissipated too. A middle would be good.

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Thank you to Babeland. what are you waiting for…go visit them now!

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My wonderful women friendly friends over at Babeland.com sent me a really interesting video to watch. Its a porn and as you know I am not the biggest fan of porn but this one is an exception to the rule. Most porn is fake Hollywood aimed to please men unrealistic clips. This movie defies all those criterias. The movie is calle Rough Sex, starring Sasha Grey and directed by Tristan Taormino.

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Of course I would not be surprised that Babeland would send me an outstanding video. Since they know women are their main shoppers they pick sex videos they know will please women. Yet you would not think with the title Rough Sex it would be aimed at women. Well let me tell you it is superbly well made.

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There are 5 scenes in the movie. Every one of them starts off with an interview of the 2 participants. Right away you realize this is a smart porn. First of all the woman for each scene was hired. She then picked the scenario she wanted to play AND her partner. How awesome is that. And all these women have a head on their shoulders. All were smart, mature, knew what they wanted. There was not a blond flake in sight.

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So far so good. Now this part can be tricky. If you have no clue about rough sex, submission or BDSM and/or have a closed mind (which is impossible cause, after all, your on my bdsm blog!)then you will be repulsed right away. That will be very unfortunate for you. These women picked their scene and get off on the way they get treated in such a scene. Its what they want! Yes they are being rough handled and spat at…but they LIKE IT. It is part of their sexual make-up. You must keep this in mind. Also the guys may look like they are being mean but if you play close attention they are actually playing the role to please the women. And let me tell you, again unlike most porn, in all the scenes the women get to the big O at leats once, often before the guys. Same for the one scene where it is a Mistress and the man bottoms.

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On a BDSM level plenty of action play takes place but protocol is thown out the window. Its not a BDSM porn. But it has a lot of its elements. You will see spanking, major humiliation play, restriction, spitting, slapping, hair grabbing, chocking, and forced actions, and so on. By the way you can find a great interview Babeland did with the director by clicking here.

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Did I like all the scenes? Well no. Let me tell you a little bit about them in order of appearance. The first one did nothing for me. It starts of in a bathroom and is a burglar/rape fantasy. The second one was great and the guy was freaking hot. I really felt the chemistry between the 2 performers. The set up here was a man helping a woman with car problems in the desert. Scene 3 is the only one with a Mistress. I identified, obviously, to this scene the most. The set up was an ignored wife who decides to teach her husband a lesson. She was good and covered a lot of ground on what you can do domination wise in the bedroom. 4th was ok, it had some hot moment but overall did not do much for me. Here the set up was the boyfreind accusing his girlfriend of cheating on him. And finally the fifth scene was the most interesting and closest to BDSM. There is no scenario but the first interaction between the actors goes like a negotiation (if you are into BDSM you know what I mean). Now they are swtiches and they switch during their scene. And they push the envelope with a lot of spiting and even some rimming. They had some good dynamics going on and they were having fun. One thing that surprised me but I thought was awesome was the two scene where a man bottomed (3 and 5)…at the end the woman would make the guy eat his semen out of her mouth and hands. That was cool.

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If you are into something like this and are looking for a smart and good pron I recommend this video 100%. Just get it! You will not be disappointed. Its very well made and its sincere. My only negative comment is that they could have skipped one M/f scene and added a second F/m scene. But hey I am a Mistress so I would obviously like to see more of that. This is however a minor detail on the whole. I am the Rough Sex video a full

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Running Time: 2 1/2 hours
Produced by: Smart Ass Productions and Vivid Entertainment
Released: 2009
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I don’t often get a chance to review a more BDSM geared toy from Babeland.com…but this time I do **smiles**

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Let me tell you about the newest crop added to their roster: the Kookie Riding Crop.

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Now I have my share of crops already and yes they can in some cases give a different tempo, a feel, a sting, etc. So I thought adding one to my collection will not hurt. But it also means because I have a small collection I can give a more experienced assesment of it. And I have to say this is a very basic, beginner crop. So for me…since I definitely already have a favorite, this one won’t get used much. But keep in mind I do a lot of BDSM play. It does not mean its a crop an newly experiencing couple may not enjoy at all, on the contrary.

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I have seen much, much flimsier ones in sex shops for twice as much as the one here on Babeland. I did go ahead in my toy chest and comapre this Kookie Riding Crop to some of mine and after close inspection I realize I already own one from the same manufacturer. I could tell easy enough from the type of handle, the weave of the core and the way the tip is attached. The one I already had I purchased in a tack and saddle shop. This means the Kookie Riding Crop is indeed a real crop and not one made cheaply for sex play. That is a very good thing.

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So why is this crop not for me? Well I do not like the handle as I find it to thin to grip properly and its not a quality I enjoy…it just does not feel right in my hands. And the second reason I don’t see this an ideal crop for me is on the other end, the leather tip. My favorite crop has a short yet wide tip made of really thick and stiff leather. This tip is much thinner. The idea of a crop is to hit with the flexible portion of the tip and because this one bends easily I am not going to get the impact I want. OK keep in mind I am a sadist and I like to hit hard and leave marks if I can. So my stiff and thick leather one is no match to this crop.

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Come to think of it I could use the Kookie Riding Crop as a warm up crop for teasing. And like I said it good for a beginner. One piece of advise…practise, practice, practice. It takes a bit of getting used to before you hit accurately and with just the flexible part of the tip!

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Saw this on a friend’s pics on Fetlife….had to get one.

Slowly getting into medical play…looking for a ‘patient’ though.

I LOVE the breathplay aspect of this toy. Got to love Ebay too!

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