A sad day….the very first toy I ever made broke on my friend FAD’s bum yesterday….a makeshift cane with cheap wood. Thank god I have a rattan cane now to replace it he he.

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Good thing my craftsmanship has Improved. Just finished a commissioned order for an unusual flogger. I was given the falls and asked to make a handle for it. They are the elastic cord used to tie passes for conventions. They have metal tips on the end. Now I want one!

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If you like markings this flogger will be an instant fave. Just to test it I gave one good swing on his arm and he seriously marked. Just 1 hit! Pic is fuzzy sorry.

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Possible origins of the name Sqweel? Well we take the word Wheel and add the word squeel. Definition of Squeel on Urban Dictionary: Adjective of telling on someone. Action led to the naming of a tattletale, or a “little bitch”. Hmm…I guess it fits in this case as I am doing a review, but don’t you dare call me a little bitch lol.

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The Sqweel is the newest innovation toy to hit the market in a while and it is possibly strangest looking toy on the market as well. It ‘claims’ to be the closets thing to receiving oral sex and the best mechanical substitute of a human lapping tongue. The Sqweel arrives in a big metal box with a cardboard case. Once you open the box there is a sampler lube, a manual pamphlet and this weird black circle almost reminiacent of a hockey puck. Its not a site that will turn you on…unless you are a hockey fan lol. You’ll need 3 AAA batteries to power it. The ON button giving you access to the 3 speeds to choose from is located on the top of the flat side. On the other side you remove the protective cover.

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Once you remove the cover you will see  little pink tongues attached to a rotating motor. There are a total of 10 little silicone tongues. The Sqweel is starting to look a bit sexier. The tongues are very smooth to the touch as well. I am a bit skeptical but more curious at this point. I turn on the motor on low and the tongues go into a pleasing twirling action. It does not look very powerfull at this point. I try the med and high setting and although the intensity increase I am not sure it will be enough for me. Wanting to test how much pressure it can take I apply a finger on it and it does not take long for the motor to stop rotating. But I read somewhere that light pressure is best. Another thing I notice is the loudness of the motor. Its not really inconspicuous. Its not going to wake up the neighbours either but still its kind of loud, like a really low noise power drill.

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Enough about skepticism, its time to put it to the test. I tried it twice. My first try was a complete failure. My second try was much more successful. So its’ a toy with a learnig curve. In both cases tough the first licks were freaking COLD. Not good. It takes quite a while for the tongues to warm up a bit. Plus the second time around I used a lot more lube. You will need lots of lube with this toy to stay slick and get all 10 tongues slick. I had to play around a lot with positioning before I got excited. I also tried turning it to get the rotation at different angles. Once I had it at a licking down angle (like if you were doing a 69) I started to build some excitement…finally. And eventually I got it in the right sweet spot. Good news is after an exhaustive search for a good placement I did reach orgasm in a very short amount of time. It was not a strong one but it was pleasantly different than other clit toys.

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I am really particular about oral, even when it comes to men, so unfortunately I cannot say The Sqweel blew my mind. Its a novelty toy, I am glad I tried it but its never going to be a top favorite. I think this toy is a great addition to the  Babeland site as I am sure some women will just love it. There are really good reviews out there too. If you are like me and prefer toys that allow me to pinpoint my orgasmic spot then I would recommend toys such as the Kiwi (which is AWESOME by the way) or the bunny tickler matched with a silver bullet.

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Keep in mind this vibrator is not just for oral sex. I could totally use it during foreplay to tease other erogenous zones like the neck, thighs, stomach or nipples. I read about rumors saying the manufacturers may release different attachments for the Sqweel. Oh and it’s easier to clean then it looks. You can twist off one latral side and then you just remove the tongue part and wash it with anti-bacterial soap. Make sure its completely dry before reassembling.

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Specs:

• Size: 4-1/2″ x 4-1/4″
• Material: Silicone and ABS hard plastic
• Batteries: Three AAA (not included)
• The Sqweel was designed by Trevor Murphy who won the LoveHoney’s Design A Sex Toy Competiton.

There’s nothing like a good orgasm to lift your spirits. Maybe you’ve had a day full of dealing with obnoxious people at work or on your way home, hell maybe at home! A few days ago, I received an incredible toy to test: the LELO’s Ella dildo designed to provide precise G spot performance with its sculpted end, and conventional stimulation with the other. This is my second toy from the premium sex toy designer LELO. The craftsmanship is truly phenomenal and the quality of the materials amazing.

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The G-spotting end of the Ella is wide and flat and angled so that when used it’s easy to get the wide flat area to massage the G-spot. Every woman’s anatomy is different and some need a more extreme angle than others, but the Ella supposedly helps to hit to correct angle no matter what your anatomy. Now, given that the flat end is wide, it is able to massage the whole g-spot evenly and firmly with little effort. This is a perfect recipe for squirting if you are lucky. This dildo is extremely lightweight, and seamless and sleek in both design and texture. Conscientious of body safety and the environment, Ella is made entirely of  phthalate free silicone which makes for easy cleanup and sharing.

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I recently read one must be already turned on and have an orgasm or two under our belt to achieve a G spot orgasm. So I got my trusted clit vibe toy and used the handle part of the Ella to reach orgasm…which took no time at all. next I tested the G spot end.Starting slow, I brought her in and out of me, gradually and gently increasing my thrusts. Now although I have had G spots orgasm in my life they have been few and never achieved through control. They just happened. I did not have such an orgasm this time but I definitely got near that sweet spot and with practice I may be able to have one with this toy.

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UPDATE: Feb 5th…..we have reach G-spot orgasm! Me likey this toy!

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Specs
- Made of high-quality hygienic phthalate free silicone.
- 7″ x 1-1/2″ at widest point.
- Weighs 3½ oz.
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Features
- Waterproof.
- Soft and silky finish.
- Dual function toy.
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Includes
- White satin travel pouch.
- Detailed instruction and care manual.
- One-year warranty.
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I give this toy at 4 stars out of 5. Treat yourself to your own LELO Ella from Babeland!

Freaky freaky shoes.

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Below are the shoes Lady Gaga wears in the Bad Romance video. They are designed by Alexander McQueen

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Look at them next to a regular sized high heel

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And how ingenious is this design…yes it is a shoe by Solent

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I want these shoes. I saw them at Cruella and they did not have my size. they are made in Germany by Inamagura.

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Cruella cannot get in touch with them, they have been trying.

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I looked on the net, found them in only one site, not in my size.

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if you can find these online in size 41 tell me please!!!! Hot spur metal heel!

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Yay….2 days ago I received my Christmas gift from brock, my long-distance slave.

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I got a whole kit as I specified of luscious Romanian hemp Shibari rope (7 in total) with a Shibari suspension ring. The rope is really just divine and top quality. It was purchased at kinkyropes.com. I shoped around they really have great prices. What I love about the ropes to is they have a Mathew Walker Knot in the center so you always find the middle fast. Also you can request the ends to be finished in several ways. I chose the backsplice. The ring is about 6in in diameter and is made of aluminum. It is extremely light compared to its steel cousin but just as solid.

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Thank you boy! The ropes is just too damn sexy!

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OK I need some to tie now, now, NOW!

When Babeland offered these Spartacus Lavish Nipple Clamps I decided to request for review but with the expectation of disappointment. So why did I ask for them of course you are wondering. Well for research of course hehe. I have in my toy chest alligator style clamp as well as a clover ones. They are great looks wise for nipple torture play. I never considered really using tweezer style before because they look so delicate, so easy, so pretty. I assumed they just would not do the job I would expect of them. I was wrong and am very happy to have received them now.

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What I do like about these clams is that they are much more accessible to the general public them clover style for example. A vanilla couple looking to spice up their life will easily be attracted by this type of clamps as they are not intimidating. But, as I find myself corrected as stated before, they can pack a punch to so they can be good for a bit of mind fuck: “Oh boy look these won’t hurt…oh…oups I was wrong they can be painful…ha ha ha ha”.

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These clamps are therefore ideal for both beginners and advanced users. With this type of nipple clamp you can slide the round ring on the product to the desired tightness you want on the nipple. It’s a very versitile product. You can tighten them just enough to hold and give a more jewellery effect or you can really squeeze those niples tight till you hear cries of pain (such a lovely sound). A good thing to note is the tips are rubber coated so there is no metal pinching the actual nipple. The metal part is painted black as well as the sliding ring.

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In comparisson I do like them more then the adjustable screw Alligator Clamps. Although they are just as easy to use I find alligator clamps can slide off easy until you get the right fit. I do prefer the joining chain though of Alligator clamps. If you’re new to nipple clamps, however, I would avoid any type of Clover Clamps because they are not adjustable and are meant to tighten is pulled.

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First hand experience: I tried them on myself but I have horizontal bars in my pierced nipples. So for someone like me they can only be put sideways or sticking straight out of the body. WhenI used them in a play session on a non pierced boy they worked great. And of course those jewels hanging added a little extra weight. he enjoyed the tug when dangled and swinging a bit. Extra sensations are always good. he very much enjoyed them and gave it 2 thoumbs up.

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I have not tried it but I have heard of people using them as well on the clitoris and, yes its true, as earings as wel lol. To wash it all that is needed is soap and  hot water. I would take extra care in drying them very well before storage as there could be a tendency to rust developping on the metal.

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I higly recommend the Spartacus Lavish Nipple Clamps found at Babeland if you have any curiosity in nipple play. I have no complaints at all and govve them a full .

So I had a fun little exchange with my boy brock last week. I love getting him in trouble on purpose and then using it all against him. Of course so does he, right boy? Remember my reader he enjoys manipulation for light financial doming too and this is what this exchange is about.

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So I’ll give you a partial rundown of our email conversation last week:

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Will you have some time alone anytime soon for your task? And has my list to Santa been taken care off?

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i don’t know when i’ll have time alone for sure Supreme One, gf doesn’t go back to work until the 4th. No Santa hasn’t placed the order yet either. When i’m in the house gf is usually right there doing things with me, and i can’t do it from work.

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Are you trying to piss me off on purpose

Did I not consider taking you back becuase you claimed you belonged to me and would do EVERYTHING in your power to follow MY commands as ordered????????
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Dearest Lady Evyl

No i’m not trying to piss You off at all.

Yes You did and i am doing everything in my power to please You short of sending gf on here way.
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So how are we goignt o fix this?

I have been beyond good with you working your way back up, have I not?

I do have a suggestion of course. I can order my gift as I have your cc info (and don’t be surprised you know I do). you know very well I would never use it without permission…but reading this you are gripped with a bit of fear and anxiety. And at the same time my whorish little boy is getting all hard fro me. Aren’t you boy?
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W/we can fix this in any way that pleases You.

Yes Lady Evyl You have been very good.

i have bought You a lot of things over $XXXX to date. All though i am a slave to my submissiveness and does excite me very much all with taking me to poor farm.

You suggestion is fine but i’ve changed CC’s since You last ordered something so You’ll need my new one. Yes Lady Evyl You do have me hard and squirming.
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HAHAHAHA, you actually have kept a tab of how much you spent on me? I LOVE IT…that is too funny.

Oh I know my little worthless whore is squirming for me. And tell me what have I not let you do one single time since you have been back at my service, or working your way back?

Yep, that is right, you have not been aloud to come for me once. Perhaps, if I am in a good mood once I get your new cc number, I may permit you under my specific direction for this afternoon or way back home.
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Why is that funny? Have You been keeping tab? Has any sub spent more?

You are right You haven’t allowed me orgasim. What are You planning to do with me new cc number? i so wish You weren’t so far away and i could be in Your presence.
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No I have not kept tabs, I can’t be bothered…it would be your job to do that you are close to reaching first place. There is one higher number. you won’t achieve it this time around though lol. But in time if you are good.

The faster you get out of the ground the faster we will discuss you coming here…so you can be in my presence

Now I know you, don’t forget…you are stalling by not sending the number right away as I demanded!

I expect it in my inbox on my return from lunch, clear?

And then will think of a devious return home for you!

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That was then followed with our games of extracting the new CC number out of him and tasks of self CBT in the process. he was all squirming and ready by then end and my Santa gift is on its way.

Good boy!

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Editor’s Pick

• Eros and Isis Leo by Domina Doll

Their line of sensual adult toys are made from 100% silicone and are exquisite objects d’art. With names like Lancelot, Cleo and Leo the Lion, their inspiration lies in mythical eroticism and fervent fantasies. Each erotic object is disguised as a fine art collectable and resemble antiqued silver, jade or gold chess pieces or figurines.

Note: Every once in a while a toy comes along that simply takes my breath away, and I just can’t resist making it EP for the week, and this was one of those. There are tons of other amazing reviews this week, though too, it was difficult to choose!

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

• Santa Duckie by Lady Evyl****mine***
• OhMiBod Freestyle by Domina Doll
• Mantric Miyakodori by namelesschaos
• Orion Secret by LikeSunshinedust
• JimmyJane Little Chroma by Domina Doll
• Fairy Mini Wand by Joanna Cake
• Miracle Massager by Julietia
• Precious Metal Gems by Mistress Kay
• TotalJoy Barbabelle by Domina Doll
• bSwish bCurious by Carrie Ann
• LELO Ina by Victoria
• OhMiBod Freestyle by ToyWithMe
• Ophoria Beyond 1 by Domina Doll
• Fairy Pocket Mini by jexhibitionism
• Venus Penis 2 by Julietia

Dildos

• Soju Sugar by Domina Doll
• Rainbow Mega Nubby by Melen’s Rayne
• Candy Cane by Sammi
• Mantric Sysil Edge by Saraid
• Whipspider Wave by toygirl
• Shiri Zinn Swarovski Glass Range by Domina Doll
• Purple Rain Wand by DarlingDove

Anal Toys

• Liberance by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
• Tantus Little Flirt by Amber of DivergentDance
• Anal Jewelry by Domina Doll
• Juli Ashton’s Anal Beginner Kit by DarlingDove

Toys for Cocks

• Tenga Flip Hole by Tales from the Porn Store

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Sliquid Sizzle by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Sex Tarts Electric Lemonade by Carrie Ann

BDSM/Fetish

• Leather Vampire Gloves by Mistress Kay
• Spartacus Lavish Nipple Clamps by Sammi
• Kinky Cuffs by Mistress Kay
• Strict Leather Heart Felt Petal Flogger by Domina Doll

Adult Books/Games

• 52 Weeks of Naughty Nights by Mina
• SM 101 by Mistress Kay

Adult Movies/Porn

• Courtney Trouble’s Speakeasy by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
• Midori’s Expert Guide to Sensual Bondage by Sammi
• Bend Over Boyfriend by Wilhelmina Wang
• Art School Girls are Easy by Domina Doll
• PopPorn: The Guide To Making Fuck – Disc 1 by J.D. Bauchery
• The Curse of Macbeth by FrzKey
• Her Porn Volume 1 (Disc 1) – Scene 6 by The Porn Librarian
• Waterbed Nymphos by J.D. Bauchery
• Discipline Vol. 1 by FrzKey

Storage

• Tunti Illuminating Boudoir Toybox by Ashley
• ToiBocks by Domina Doll

Miscellaneous

• Vegan Jaguar Harness by Saraid
• Plus Size Strap-on Harness by Nadia West
• Fun Factory Smartballs Teneo by Undressed Reviews
• Stone Vaginal Eggs by Domina Doll
• Fun Factory Smartballs by Dr. Ruthie

Well this will actually be a BDSM/Fetish free weekend. It’s Christmas time on full swing this weekend. Work party tonight and vanilla friends tomorrow.

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As you have seen from the last posts things went sour with a special someone. Not a sub so much, a mix of kink and vanilla. I am not detailing anything but I really need to just purge a bit my emotions and although my blog is entertainment it does have a diary side to it. So anyways although I am not keeping false hope the door is neither completely closed. A little time apart will bring forth the right decision for both involved. of course brock, my long distance slave, would love to give ‘him’ a beating lol.

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The last 2 evenings I have been bad. I have been purging my demons emotionally and trying to break my personal emotional cycle of such a situation. Its not easy and yes the first night was spent with a phone call to 2 girlfriends  and a bottle of wine. We spoke  about everything, not just what happened to me. But I wanted to get drunk. Thing is I never ate and finished the bottle in about 2 hours. I got up from the couch and I realized this was going to be challenge. I went and snacked just a bit. I lied back down and it was spinning. Hate that. Then I did something I have not done in probably about 13 years. I threw up from too much alcohol.  OK most of you are saying gross…ewww. And yes it was not fun. But man it felt AWESOME. I felt like a bad young adult breaking a rule of society. The concept did me a lot of good.

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Last night I had dinner at a girlfriend’s place. We chatted, drank, and again I was bad I smoked up something I never do either. Then we watched the worst movie 9but funny): Zombie Strippers, with Jenna Jameson. Thank god I was stoned cause it was bad. Its totally a porn plot without the sex. I am not a fan of porn but at some point I was just screaming at the TV “FUCK ALREADY”. It was again a great purging excellent night.

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Tonight with the xmas party I will again been nicely marinated with booze. Sat will be more quiet. But I am doing much better today. Of  course ‘his’ bday is coming up and I had ordered him a special gift from Funsexxxtoys. It arrived this morning. Still can use it but its kinda made for 2, not a solo thing. Oh well! Thanks for reading and I’ll leave you with a hot FemDom pic from Men in Pain for the weekend!

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