Dates back a while already, but this is one of those stories Miss Susan and I like to make up on MSN as we procrastinate working on Friday afternoons. This one is mine. The language is not prolific, full of nonsense, but the story is entertaining. It’s the story of a revenge fantasy.

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There was once a young Lady who was so beautiful in her voluptuousness that every man she crossed wanted to fornicate with her. But rarely could they go beyond that desire. This lady would go through a range of emotion like anger, despair, crying fits, and faked nonchalance. She often had fantasies of getting back and revenge for these loser pathetic guys. But of course this was all in her head and she never imagined doing it in real life. That would be mean. She may be kinky but she is a good girl.
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So one day she was shopping downtown. She was in one of those fancy expensive stores trying on shoes that cost like 1000$ each as she had just won the lottery. While she had on these killer stiletto high heeled red patent pumps, who should walk in but one of these past losers. Of course he would never walk into such a store because he is against animal cruelty but seeing her in the shoes turned him on so bad he got a massive erection and had to flirt to see if he could get lucky.
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Well, she is blond but she isn’t stupid, she knew what he wanted. And she was horny, as undeserving as he was. So a plan, a very Evyl plan, started forming in her head. She agreed to meet him and told him to come in 3 days to her place. And you know what else she did right there? She called all of the past losers she still had phone numbers for and gave them the same appointment promising to only want sexual gratification. She got the shoes and then went shopping for a matching red leather outfit and a red snake whip.
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And then it was time! The three days later! The doorbell rang, one after the other they arrived. But so they did not know she would seduce them in disrobing and blindfolding them and put them in different rooms and said to wait…for a big surprise. They all happily agreed with the intoxication of their sexual gratification. Once they all arrived she went back to each of them and fondled them and got them hard. Then she got all of them, one at a time, to agree to get shackled and tied with a chest harness with their arms immobilized in their backs…and gagged.
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Now that she had them all gagged, blind and defenseless she made them all come in one room and kneel. But they thought they were alone and just kneeling for fun. And now her sweet revenge would start. They were all tied to the floor. One by one she removed their blindfolds while in a totally dark room. Then she flipped the light switch and they realized they were all in a circle and facing the back of another naked man. They started panicking, and thrashing and moaning through their ball gags. She just stood there in the middle laughing with an Evyl tone.
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Mouah-ha-ha-ha!!! You fucking bunch of bitches. I’ll teach you respect and what it feels like to be used.
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The ones who screamed the most got bitch slapped until they were red in the face. Some were crying.
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She said: you are all here for the same reason: your are all a bunch of fucking assholes. And you are such assholes you will lick assholes and get fucked in the asshole.
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She tied a rope around each of their necks and passed each rope in a bolt on the floor in front of them. She removed their ball gags and by pulling all the ropes, it pulled their faces in the ass of each guy facing them. They were crying, screaming, freaking out.
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“LICK BITCHES!”
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Of course if they refused the snake whip went cracking until blood ran down their backs of course. Finally they all broke down and licked but still cried. A couple threw up. Of course she made sure to get an even number. She is rich so she had something built beforehand. Ever other guy was on a platform that raised and did a 180 so they were now on their backs. This was perfect for a male blow job 69 chain.
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Some, regardless of their situation, could not help but have a hard on. She ordered them to suck on the cock they had in front. They were so terrified they did as they were ordered. No more crying but a lot of whimpering sounds.
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You whores are going to learn to give a good bj. None of you will stop until the guy has come IN YOUR MOUTH!
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And that is when the crying started again. But they did as ordered and she just walked around and whipped the shit out of them for fun, others she kicked in the balls, or she would do nipple torture to others. Of course this major power trip was getting her very excited and wet. But not one of them was going to touch her that is for sure.
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It took longer then usual, but all of a sudden by magic they all came more or less at the same time. Shots of hot sticky and very salty cum went up their throats. “Yes, swallow my whores. You want us to swallow, it’s your turn. Lick that head clean and slurp it all up”. Of course, again some threw up. She was cracking her head up. Now that was phase 1 only, phase 2 was coming.
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She released their necks up and just happened to have a fire hose around so she hosed them down clean. Now they were all turned facing the inside or their circle. They were tied kneeling up with a metal collar that locked around their necks and waiste…could not kneel down. Each shin was ties next to the other guy so their legs would be spread apart. She had a fuck machine placed behind each one with a BIG DILDO that would go right in their ass.
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Then she also attached a Kali’s teeth cock ring around each of their cocks. She had two remote controls…one that operated the fuck machines and one for the cock rings. Now you all got to get sexual release. It’s my turn. But you are not going to enjoy it! That is when her new slave walked into the room. Buffed, oiled, and just wearing a loin cloth…most gorgeous guy on earth.
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She ripped the loin cloth of her slave and what the asshole saw was the biggest erection they had ever seen pop up to attention. She ordered her slave on his knees and to service her orally. As she started getting really turned on she turned on the fuck machines all at the same time. In unison the whores all screamed as the UN lubed dildos probed in and out of their asses. Their screams was like a bolt of lighting that went right to her clit and she came so hard and for so long as her slave was lapping it up.
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It took a bit of time to regain her balance. Then she had her slave lie on his back and she shackled him to the ground. All the whores were dumbfounded by the sight of his hard cock standing straight up…the biggest they ever saw.
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She mounted him and began pumping herself to ecstasy on his shaft. She was riding the waves of pleasure and she almost forgot the second remote. But she had it in hand now.
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“I said you cannot enjoy this, some of you are getting hard”.
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She clicked the remote to the first setting and all yelped in pain as the teeth of the Kali’s cock ringa dug slightly into the flesh of their cocks. With her orgasm she hit the high setting on the cock rings and each guy cried in terror as each teeth penetrated their cocks about 1/4 inch. A couple of them even passed out.
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She stopped the fuck machine and stood up. Of course her slave still had his erection; he was not permitted to cum. She unlocked him and right away he kneeled and licked her shoes and feet in gratitude for even getting used sexually.
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“See how you should behave with a woman? Be grateful and ready to serve when ever she wants and expect nothing in return.”
With one button the cock ring unlocked and fell to the ground. Oh what a pathetic site: a bunch of limp cock punctured and some with little drops of blood drizzling down. All their restraints unlocked and most of the men fell to the ground of exhaustion, humiliation and pain.
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She walked toward the door and just before go out she turned and said. Now you know what it’s like to be a whore and used for MY pleasure. If you do not want this to happen again you will treat the lovers in your life with respect. Otherwise I will have to teach you another lesson. And to make sure you never forget an ink was place on the teeth of each cock ring, you will have a permanent tattoo going around your pathetic cocks to remind you of today for the rest of your lives. Now get out!
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She then left to room and never saw here again
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I had dinner in a Chinese restaurant the other night and I was laughing my head off when I read my fortune cookie. It said:

You will soon be honored by someone you respect.

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A funny coincidence… especially with a new ‘bitch boy’ in my horizon

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Possible origins of the name Sqweel? Well we take the word Wheel and add the word squeel. Definition of Squeel on Urban Dictionary: Adjective of telling on someone. Action led to the naming of a tattletale, or a “little bitch”. Hmm…I guess it fits in this case as I am doing a review, but don’t you dare call me a little bitch lol.

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The Sqweel is the newest innovation toy to hit the market in a while and it is possibly strangest looking toy on the market as well. It ‘claims’ to be the closets thing to receiving oral sex and the best mechanical substitute of a human lapping tongue. The Sqweel arrives in a big metal box with a cardboard case. Once you open the box there is a sampler lube, a manual pamphlet and this weird black circle almost reminiacent of a hockey puck. Its not a site that will turn you on…unless you are a hockey fan lol. You’ll need 3 AAA batteries to power it. The ON button giving you access to the 3 speeds to choose from is located on the top of the flat side. On the other side you remove the protective cover.

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Once you remove the cover you will see  little pink tongues attached to a rotating motor. There are a total of 10 little silicone tongues. The Sqweel is starting to look a bit sexier. The tongues are very smooth to the touch as well. I am a bit skeptical but more curious at this point. I turn on the motor on low and the tongues go into a pleasing twirling action. It does not look very powerfull at this point. I try the med and high setting and although the intensity increase I am not sure it will be enough for me. Wanting to test how much pressure it can take I apply a finger on it and it does not take long for the motor to stop rotating. But I read somewhere that light pressure is best. Another thing I notice is the loudness of the motor. Its not really inconspicuous. Its not going to wake up the neighbours either but still its kind of loud, like a really low noise power drill.

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Enough about skepticism, its time to put it to the test. I tried it twice. My first try was a complete failure. My second try was much more successful. So its’ a toy with a learnig curve. In both cases tough the first licks were freaking COLD. Not good. It takes quite a while for the tongues to warm up a bit. Plus the second time around I used a lot more lube. You will need lots of lube with this toy to stay slick and get all 10 tongues slick. I had to play around a lot with positioning before I got excited. I also tried turning it to get the rotation at different angles. Once I had it at a licking down angle (like if you were doing a 69) I started to build some excitement…finally. And eventually I got it in the right sweet spot. Good news is after an exhaustive search for a good placement I did reach orgasm in a very short amount of time. It was not a strong one but it was pleasantly different than other clit toys.

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I am really particular about oral, even when it comes to men, so unfortunately I cannot say The Sqweel blew my mind. Its a novelty toy, I am glad I tried it but its never going to be a top favorite. I think this toy is a great addition to the  Babeland site as I am sure some women will just love it. There are really good reviews out there too. If you are like me and prefer toys that allow me to pinpoint my orgasmic spot then I would recommend toys such as the Kiwi (which is AWESOME by the way) or the bunny tickler matched with a silver bullet.

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Keep in mind this vibrator is not just for oral sex. I could totally use it during foreplay to tease other erogenous zones like the neck, thighs, stomach or nipples. I read about rumors saying the manufacturers may release different attachments for the Sqweel. Oh and it’s easier to clean then it looks. You can twist off one latral side and then you just remove the tongue part and wash it with anti-bacterial soap. Make sure its completely dry before reassembling.

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Specs:

• Size: 4-1/2″ x 4-1/4″
• Material: Silicone and ABS hard plastic
• Batteries: Three AAA (not included)
• The Sqweel was designed by Trevor Murphy who won the LoveHoney’s Design A Sex Toy Competiton.

Today is a sad day in the fashion world as it was announced that the avant-garde fashion designer, Alexander McQueen, was found dead in his flat in London a the age of 40. His death was ruled as suicide as he was found hanged. It is believed the death of his mother, nine days previous, pushed him to a major depression. Today his website simply says:

On behalf of Lee McQueen’s family, Alexander McQueen today announces the tragic news that Lee McQueen, the founder and designer of the Alexander McQueen brand has been found dead at his home. At this stage it is inappropriate to comment on this tragic news beyond saying that we are devastated and are sharing a sense of shock and grief with Lee’s family.Lee’s family has asked for privacy in order to come to terms with this terrible news and we hope the media will respect this.

—Alexander McQueen Office, Official Website, 11 February 2010

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What does it have to do with the subject matter of my blog? Well honestly I just recently became aware of his work. He is the designer of most the costume and famous hoof shoes that Lady Gaga wore in the Bad Romance video I bloged about recently which is dripping with BDSM connotations.

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After taking a closer look at his creations the BDSM  lifestylers in financial ease could make quite a fetish collection out of his creations. His style is a little goth, regal, Elizabethan or Victorian at other times. So in a way, it’s a loss to the fetish clothing industry too. RIP Alexander McQueen.

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Two weeks ago today I was at my host’s house in Raleigh North Carolina. I had been invited by Melequus to her home and city and local dungeon for a cell popping workshop. It was quite an honor and a pleasure to be there. Honestly so much happened in my 4 days there I am not sure where to start, what to talk about or in which order. So bare with me in this blog…just go with the flow!

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Melequus lives in Cary county in a very cute and quaint country house with lots of land and a stable for 2 horses and is rented out! I had my own lovely room on the 2nd flour with a balcony. I am a city gal so for me this was completely different and I was gaga over the horse. This is horse country! Horses everywhere. In Quebec farm lands have mostly cows. Friday was leisurely and we drove around a bit in the town of Chapel Hill which is super cute actually. Its got a big university so it had lots of hip coffee shops and bars and all.

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Danger was in the air though as soon as I arrived in NC…the coming snow and how everyone was freaking out about it…to the extent that both parties I was due to attend were possibly to be canceled. I am from Canada so even if the population there is very unaccustomed to snow I had a huge problem  sympathizing. The governor actually declared it a State of Emergency!!!!! I think I saw finally at most 3-4 inches accumulated. That is a flurry for me. But when in Rome….I did my best to smile and go with the flow.

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But in the end nothing got canceled. Friday night a party was thrown in my honor at a Femdom dungeon called FAD…although the party was not a Femdom party as usual, just rented for me that night. An online friend, Nev, living in NC organized it for me and it was so wonderful to meet her in real life. During evening I also met rich. Mel had matched us up months ago on Fetlife in hopes that she would secure me an interesting sub to play with while there. rich and I had on/off communication and there was good potential. I did play with him that night and it was a very pleasant scene. he is not very experienced but seemed eager in his ignorance of what he liked or did not. Although he said CBT was something he enjoyed and I love CBT! he got quite a beating in the end, I got quite an interested crowd watching and fun was had by all.After our session he offered himself at my disposition 24hrs a day till my departure and also offered to drive us all to La Fortress the next day, the dungeon where I was to give my Cell Popping workshop. A sweet offer I gladly accepted since by now the snow was falling, La Fortress is normally a good 1hours drive and he claimed experience in bad driving weather conditions.

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Saturday rich picked us up at 2 pm and we got there shortly before 4pm…the time I was due to start. I also never saw so many cars in ditches along the highway. Had it been nice it would have been a record attendance with 80 people signed up. But since it was the end of the world about 20 showed up…which is more then the normal monthly workshop. We even started an hour late as guest on their way called to say they were in a ditch but asked if we would wait lol. For the evening portion of the party about 35 people were present in total and as it was decided the day about 20 slept over as to not have to drive on the snow covered roads.  So it turned into a really fun slumber party and they had prepared eggs, bacon, biscuits and coffee in the morning.

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La Fortress is awesome. Its an entire dungeon house in a country setting. The kitchen and living room are common grounds to socialize without play. The basement is a huge dungeon with about 10 stations. There is also a big medical room on the first floor and another play room and an attic. The workshop went really well and the demo was awesome too with my ’stunt-bottom’ being none other then Nefarious, Mr SouthEast Leatherfest 2009. I got lots of great feedback and 2 sessions in the evening involved Cell Popping. it was an honor to see people wanting to incorporate it into their play.

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A bit later I did my 1st of 2 scenes that night with rich…a bondage scene with a bit of CBT, spanking, flogging and a wonderful mindfuck opportunity. We later had a 2nd scene too and I was just pleased by how well we played together and I just loved the submissive energy he was feeding me. The second scene involved him being tied to a padded ladder. At the end he came off the ladder shaking like a leaf. he said he could not remember the last time he had felt such an adrenaline rush. he may be new but has pain slut potential. I also incorporated a cell popping into our session. I wanted him to remember me for a while so I marked him with my initials on his hip. But this time we definitely had started to really feel a mutual connection. it was really nice having someone there with me, genuinely serving me, rather then a sub making an effort to please the visiting Mistress.

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I asked rich to spend Sunday with me to give a bit of a break to my host who was by my side for 3 days now. he then took me on a drive through the country and the capital, Raleigh. I also asked to see the ghetto area as we just don’t have such ‘defined’ spots so much in Canada. Sure we have neighborhoods that tend to attract a larger number of particular ethnics but its not the same. Here its still has that old South flavor to it. It was not so bad and we did come across a spiffed up old police  car with a young dude in it. I got a pic and the driver saw me he was laughing and smiling. probably thought I liked his car when I was actually taking a ‘ghetto car’ pic.

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After we went back to his place so he could shower before dinner. I picked his clothes, inspected the marks after 3 play sessions (lovely!) with Me and he showed me his gun collection as pr my request! GUNS…omg! Again, Canada is not a gun country. Sure people have them but you are not allowed to carry one on your person while walking down the street (legally). And honestly the majority do not own them. I have never been around guns. So I had to take a pic of  me with some of his guns.

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We went out for dinner to a more traditional NC food place. I ordered a local wine and had chicken and dumplings (yummy). he ordered side dishes for me to try: pulled pork appetizer (excellent), creamy grits (not bad with the cheese), collard greens (meh, was OK) and corn bread (yummy) with Pot Liquor (gross). What is Pot Liquor you ask? It’s the liquid that is left behind after boiling vegetable greens and meat. rich told me as a kid this stuff was usually thrown out in the woods behind their house and no one would EVER consider ordering it, he found it funny to see that on the menu.

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Sunday was a precious day spent in great company. It really made the trip. A note one play and the scene there. Fetish is non existent there…its just BDSM and they take it safely and seriously…they play a hell of a lot harder too in public. I am talk real sadism and blood play and all but completely done in a safe way. Honestly I liked it better then the current Montreal scene which is going towards fashionable fetish parties and pure BDSM night are getting more and more scarce. I hope to take what I learned on this level in NC and do my best to help Montreal find a more solid BDSM root again.

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This last picture below I just received today from NC….it’s some of the last snow still found in Cary county from the ’storm’ when I was there. Too funny!

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When I marvel my reflection

All to be seen is perfection

A Venus in heaven

Surrounded by obedient men

And for all the fishermen to see

An exotic mermaid singing on the sea

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I am a lovely young lady

Awaiting for a hero to save me

The next Marilyn Monroe

To be admired at every show

All the Casanovas in MGs

Will be begging at my knees

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No, I have no shame

Nor care of what you think

If I put self-consideration before my name

I’ll write it in silky pink ink

Over and over again

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I differ from most people in the scene who usually knew about their BDSM tendencies, their ‘deviance’, at a young age. I truly came upon BDSM overnight as an adult. But the more I embrace this lifestyle the more I realize there were traces of my attitude and  dominance in my life.

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This poem is a perfect example. Yes I wrote this and yes its not a true work of art (ahum). I wrote this poem when I was 17 as homework for English class. We had to write a poem about someone in the class room. I had no interest in anyone in that class so I decided to write a poem about me…or rather a poem to my reflection in a mirror.

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Of course I wrote it on purpose dripping with satire and poking fun at the forced subject matter we were given. The teacher loved it and thought it clever.

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I came across this poem again recently when I did a big cleanup during the holidays. Can you tell, at my tender age of 17, there was most definitely a Mistress in the making?

Scorpio

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I little tease of more to come about my trip and cell popping workshop in Raleigh NC. Still trying to catch up on a few thing and get normal life back on track.

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There’s nothing like a good orgasm to lift your spirits. Maybe you’ve had a day full of dealing with obnoxious people at work or on your way home, hell maybe at home! A few days ago, I received an incredible toy to test: the LELO’s Ella dildo designed to provide precise G spot performance with its sculpted end, and conventional stimulation with the other. This is my second toy from the premium sex toy designer LELO. The craftsmanship is truly phenomenal and the quality of the materials amazing.

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The G-spotting end of the Ella is wide and flat and angled so that when used it’s easy to get the wide flat area to massage the G-spot. Every woman’s anatomy is different and some need a more extreme angle than others, but the Ella supposedly helps to hit to correct angle no matter what your anatomy. Now, given that the flat end is wide, it is able to massage the whole g-spot evenly and firmly with little effort. This is a perfect recipe for squirting if you are lucky. This dildo is extremely lightweight, and seamless and sleek in both design and texture. Conscientious of body safety and the environment, Ella is made entirely of  phthalate free silicone which makes for easy cleanup and sharing.

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I recently read one must be already turned on and have an orgasm or two under our belt to achieve a G spot orgasm. So I got my trusted clit vibe toy and used the handle part of the Ella to reach orgasm…which took no time at all. next I tested the G spot end.Starting slow, I brought her in and out of me, gradually and gently increasing my thrusts. Now although I have had G spots orgasm in my life they have been few and never achieved through control. They just happened. I did not have such an orgasm this time but I definitely got near that sweet spot and with practice I may be able to have one with this toy.

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UPDATE: Feb 5th…..we have reach G-spot orgasm! Me likey this toy!

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Specs
- Made of high-quality hygienic phthalate free silicone.
- 7″ x 1-1/2″ at widest point.
- Weighs 3½ oz.
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Features
- Waterproof.
- Soft and silky finish.
- Dual function toy.
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Includes
- White satin travel pouch.
- Detailed instruction and care manual.
- One-year warranty.
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I give this toy at 4 stars out of 5. Treat yourself to your own LELO Ella from Babeland!

I am back from my cell popping workshop at La Fortress in North Carolina.

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What a fun and eventful trip! And the workshop almost did not happen as it snowed there and they FREAK OUT when there is snow. From a Canadian’s perspective its a little weird even though I get the driving is an issue if you are not accustomed or equipped. At noon the day of Seeker, owner of la Fortress, sent out an email:

Lady Evyl is laughing at us saying  this weather is no big deal…she’s  from Canada… sooooooooo The  social is on…. Please be careful… don’t want anyone hurt… don’t drive fast  or make any sudden moves… Be prepared to spend the night just in case…I am  taking some eggs and bacon..got coffee there… If you think you can make  it….come on.

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Yep the workshop was delayed 1hour as we waited for the arrival of attendees to get help to get out of a ditch. Yep it was a sleep over to and so much fun. Will be back with blogs and pics soon as I catch my breath!

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