Broke my wrist and am in a cast so been quiet on the blog front. Here is a little humor post to enjoy till I am plaster cast free again.
Prickly Christmas Tree

This post is way overdue. I admit I am an art lover and I love the occasional visit t the museum. I was even more thrilled when my dear kinky sister Miss Susan felt the same way as she was visiting me this early summer. What really sealed the deal this time was the star [...Read More...]

I am working on totally redesigning my toys store FunseXXXtoys (check it out and let me know what you think so far) and I am going to a classy vintage erotica look. Did you know pics pre 1923 are copyright free I fell on this picture and just loved it. She looks so small, so [...Read More...]

A randy, married couple from Birmingham have won a national competition to test out the latest sex toys and underwear for leading online and mail order retailer Your Pleasure Zone, and get paid for the pleasure. Mel and Steph Teague beat off fierce competition from hundreds of other horny British couples to win what the [...Read More...]

I am so very excited to unveil this work of art for all of you. A very good friend of mine who is part of both my vanilla and kinky life just so happens to be an absolutely wonderful artist. Recently he started dabbling in digital photo montages and displayed some of his naughty work [...Read More...]

If you think Shadow13 and I caused enough trouble with our apron only Christmas dinner party, well you are sorrily mistaken. Oh no we were not done terrifying the holiday season. This time Niagara and Toronto wer our target. We took a 5 day trip out the Niagara Falls and drank A LOT of wine, [...Read More...]

I can’t believe I have not posted in so long. This is my first post in like over 2 weeks. The holidays have come and gone so fast and I was terribly busy. So many things have happened. And I had a fabulous time during New years: I spent 5 days with my amazing friend [...Read More...]

Nothing unusual about the occasional order on my Evyl Ties store where I sell a few of my handmade toys. Most popular are the chain mail collars. But this new order was special. Mistress K asked me to prepare a Magus Box Chain Collar for her fiance who is also her sub. This New Year’s [...Read More...]

What an awesome response to the Lelo BO contest from TabuToys. And today it is my pleasure to announce the winner. Picked randomly out of 100+ entries please give your congratulations to… AMBER Y Congratulations! Now now here is a little bit of odd contortionist entertainment. Fell on this by accident but well [...Read More...]
